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Constance

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  Bisayo Akin-Omogoriola Fagbemi

  Constance
  

  By Bisayo Akin-Omogoriola Fagbemi

  There once was a world renowned rofessor who was known for his perfectly delivered and expository. Lectures.
  He has a driver who soon doubled as his P.A
  There were so close that they spent more time together even than he spent with his family becoause they were always on he road together enroute different lecture venues.
  The driver cum P.A had the priviledge of sitting down under his boss's lecture 'cos he would have had nothing doing to while away time.
  One fateful day, they were enroute a very highly paid international lecture when his boss (the prof) suddenly developed. A severe running stomach. By the time they got to the venue, he was visiting the convinience (toiet) inceasantly.
  He could have told the organizers that he couldn't continue with the lecture but for the huge amount of money he would loose.
  Now, because of the nature of events they had been attending resently, he made sure that his driver wore almost the same quality of suits like his to the extent that those who never met him before always had problems. Diciphering which of the duo was the prof.
  This fateful occassion was one of which his personalty was not realy known. Just that his name had transceaded him.
  He was in the toilet for the upteenth time when suddenly, his name was introduced. For the lecture to start. The driver, sensing the impending embarrasment quickly swong into action. He stood up to aknowlege the applause that greeted his boss's introduction, sat down again and quickly scanned through his oga's notes. He discovered that the lecture to be delivered is one of his favourites. He had sat under this lecture for " God nows how often"
  By the time the prof felt a little comfortable to leave the loo, he was transfixed seeing his driver, an old unlettered man he brought from the village delivering his lecture with rapt profficency and to top it up, he didn't even look at the note for once.
  The prof sat down to listen and then the lecture ended.
  Now. Questions time, most of the questions asked were familiar to the ones he'd heared audiences ask his oga and so he answered them "with the ease of tossing a coin"
  Unfortunately, a very tactical and strange question was asked and then the bubble would have blown but for wisdom ,and creativity. Hear him " that is the simplest question to have ever been asked me in my many years. of delivering lectures. So simple that even this my driver that I brought from the village. Can answer it" he said pointing to the real prof. All cameras turned to that direction and the prof sensing the clue answered the question with all the swagg he could gather. The crowd thinking he was the driver stood up in thunderous applause. And so the lecture ended.
  On their way to the car, all the paparazi and pressmen were allover the surposed driver, asking questions and getting wonderful answers not knowing that he was the real prof.

  My father told me this story just yesterday
  Please post what you've learnt from this story. Mine is evident in the title.

  
  

  By Bisayo Akin-Omogoriola Fagbemi

FORGET ABOUT PLEASING THE WORLD.

I slept in my living room last night pondered about this all Night : Pls take ur time to read!
The Day You Die ...You Won't Have To Do anyThing ...People Will Do EveryThing For You ... !!!They Will Be There ...Taking Your Clothes Off ... Bathing you dead body, Wrapping Your Body With a Shroud ...Informing Others That You're No More !!! Many People Will Come to Your Funeral ...Most Of Them Will Leave Their Work& Come ...They Will Be The Same Ones Who Never Thought ...Of advising You Or Showing You The Right Path ... !!!Your Wealth Will Go To Your Family ...If You Did Good While raising Your Children...They'll Pay Off Your Debts ... OtherWise Most Of Your Belongings Will Be Disposed ...& MayBe Some Will Be Given to Charity ... !!!& Be Sure ...This World Won't Be Sad That You Left...Nothing Will Stop ... EveryThing Will Continue ... Just as Normal as It Is Today ... & Was Yesterday !!! People Who Knew You, Will Feel Sorry ...Friends & Close Ones Will Be Sad For Some Time...Your Family Will Feel Terrible For Weeks ... Months ...& Then EveryOne Is Back To His/Her Normal Life ...& Simply ... You'll Be Just a Memory ... !!!MayBe No One Will Be Worrying about You...When You're Left alone In Your Grave ...Having Nothing But Your Deeds ...Good Or Bad Ones !!!Trust Me People Don't Even Care How You Feel Now ...How Would You Expect Them To Worry about You When You've Left ?!They're The Same Ones You TryYour Best To Please Today ...Even If it. Costs You so much. No One Deserves To Be Pleased ...Death Is Never The End ...It's Just The Real Begining ...It's a Reminder To Me First ...BeCause Honestly...I've come To Realize Many Things ...I Wasn't aware about ...No One Deserves dieing for ... & Everything is Vanity !!! , if u buy a mansion for your wife/ ­girlfriend/ children today, it will be story tomorrow. EVerything in life has expiry date human beings included.Forget about pleasing The World because you can't please every body.


BY BISAYO AKIN-OMOGORIOLA FAGBEMI

PICTURES: CYM PDP NIGHT

OUR MANY SUB-CONSCIOUS LIES

Even pastors' wives tell 'em


When u greet a new born baby- the mother says "o nni ma" meaning the baby is responding wit a yes ma/sir.

Go greet a family and the wife enters the kitchen to prepare food for you. Everytime she comes out, she says "oku di e" meaning e remain small for the food to done. Your soon no dey finish? Abi na stone u dey cook?

Go visit a family friend and they ask about ur own family members one by one and u reply "they send their greetings" people wey no even know say u dey go there. Some of ur peps self u neva see for like one month. Na by force to reply greetings. Abi "dem dey" neva reach you?

Have u ever wondered how all our dadies used to be first in their class wen they were in high school. Even my daddy and all his friends from the same class. They all come first in the same class. We children discovered this @ a family friendz reunion! Haba! Ao manage?

When a woman born boy, dem go say the husband don win. Na competition?

When u wan discharge a dulling person u always say I "dey come" instead of "I dey go" but why?

To be cont'd
U free to add your own o!

BY BISAYO AKIN-OMOGORIOLA FAGBEMI.

PRAISE, DRAMA & PRAYER NIGHT.

--- Something is about to happen.......... Its a great move of God in our midst.................watch out for the cathedral youth vigil tagged pdp nite ( nite of praises, dramas and prayers)............... date: 31st may, 2013.......time 10:00pm......... do not MISS out in this divine encounter.........SHALOM!!!!

BY OMOBA OLATUNJI GBESAN HFR.

--- CATHEDRAL YOUTH MOVEMENT PRAISE.DRAMA AND PRAYER WILL HOLD ON FRIDAY 31 MAY 2O13 @ 10PM GOD BLESS YO ALL AMEN THANKS FOR COMING.

BY OWOLABI LAWAL.

--- God is no respecterof men! i'm using this medium to encourage all cym member to be part of what God want to do via this programme, dont be left out!

BY FUNMILAYO OLADAYO BABATUNDE

*** CATHEDRAL YOUTH VIGIL (PDP NIGHT) ***